Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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