Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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