Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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