just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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