glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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