just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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