On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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