Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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