arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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