he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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