When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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