Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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