Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You left your underwear on the fireplace
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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