Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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