He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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