google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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