Pappa wants mamma naked
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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