you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
