we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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