The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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