I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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