Im at strip club and am horny
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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