I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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