Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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