I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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