mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize