Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
one might say we're banned from that church
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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