Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Alive.
So much puke
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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