just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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