Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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