so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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