Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
pop tarts are not kleenex
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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