i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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