We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
