I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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