He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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