Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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