it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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