i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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