The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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