Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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