BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I party with great urgency now.
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