I want to stick my p in your. b.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
how drunk are you?
Several
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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