i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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