It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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