So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i drank out of a bidet.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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