I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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