he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I would fuck him just for his dog
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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