This girl is more easily done than said...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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