The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
