dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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