Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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