hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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