Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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