Define "chronic" masturbator.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
