so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
